1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:03,294 Hi, Fireside Girls. 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,963 {\an8}Let's welcome another day for us to be 3 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,840 {\an8}chipper, cooperative and cheer in unison! 4 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:08,174 [girls cheering] 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,469 As you all know, the Annual Fireside Cupcake Jamboree is coming up 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,638 and we have a big decision to make- 7 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,932 Picking the cupcake flavor to bring. 8 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,267 Ms. Feyersied will be here soon 9 00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:19,644 {\an8}- to guide the proceedings-- - [telephone ringing] 10 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:21,729 {\an8}Oh. Hi Ms. Feyersied. 11 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,273 {\an8}You won't make it in today- 12 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,691 {\an8}I guess I can run the meeting. 13 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,568 {\an8}I'll just follow the Fireside Handbook. 14 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:28,486 {\an8}Feel better! Bye! 15 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,822 So, I guess we'll go ahead and start. 16 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:33,575 Our trusty Fireside Handbook has some guidelines to follow! 17 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,910 Starting with the compliment session. 18 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,163 You are worthy of every patch you've earned. 19 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:40,665 You always inspire me to get 1% better. 20 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,586 You have natural charm and leadership ability. 21 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,965 Sorry to, uh, ping your pong, Agent P. 22 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,468 But we've received word that Doofenshmirtz has made 23 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,012 an appointment to renew his evil business license. 24 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:58,308 And the only thing worse than regular evil is unlicensed evil. 25 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:01,394 So make sure he does the proper paperwork. 26 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,854 [Carl] That reminds me, sir. 27 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,231 OWCA's business license expired last month! 28 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,650 There's nothing wrong with unlicensed good, Carl. 29 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,486 Oh, uh, since you're in the area, 30 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,781 Carl would appreciate it if you renewed our license too. 31 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,286 I think it's cupcake time. 32 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,370 - Cupcakes are life! - Yay! 33 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,997 {\an8}Cupcake time! 34 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:24,584 {\an8}So, it says here, we should vote on our preferred cupcake flavor. 35 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,377 {\an8}That should be super easy. 36 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,670 - Vanilla! - Vanilla! 37 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:28,755 Vanilla! 38 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,882 Red Velvet. 39 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,134 What? I like red velvet. 40 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,886 I like red velvet. 41 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:35,970 - Vanilla! - Red Velvet! 42 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,973 {\an8}- Vanilla! - Red Velvet! 43 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,725 {\an8}So what do we do now, Isabella? 44 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,268 {\an8}Oh, um, well, eh- 45 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:43,561 {\an8}It says here, 46 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,147 {\an8}"In the incredibly unlikely event of a tie vote... 47 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,482 {\an8}just vote again." 48 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:50,735 {\an8}Hmm. All in favor of vanilla, raise your hand. 49 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,988 All in favor of red velvet? 50 00:01:53,118 --> 00:01:56,866 {\an8}Hmm. I don't remember a single time 51 00:01:56,867 --> 00:02:00,203 {\an8}we didn't unanimously pick the same thing, then rejoice in a harmonized shriek. 52 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,497 {\an8}Hmm. A split decision. Now what? 53 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:06,168 {\an8}This is a situation the Fireside Girls have never had to deal with. 54 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,504 Perry the Platypus! 55 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,840 Walk and talk, my nimble friend. Walk and talk. 56 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,884 I have to renew my evil business license 57 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,636 at Danville's Embassy for Evil today. 58 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,597 You can come along in case I need someone to vouch for my evilness, 59 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,140 which I think... I think you can do. 60 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,101 Shoo! Shoo! Find your own Inator 61 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:24,936 to put your gross pigeon feet on! 62 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,562 Have you seen pigeon feet? 63 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,523 Well, don't start now. Trust me. 64 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,985 You can't unsee them. Disgusting. 65 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,820 That's the trap I was gonna use on you 66 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,572 but my evil license expired as we previously established, 67 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,617 and I don't want to pay all those fines. 68 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,371 [clears throat] 69 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:47,041 Adyson, you were the first to earn a cupcake delivery patch. 70 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,461 How about you deliver your trash to the trashcan? 71 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,256 [to herself] Or maybe you should get a shut your cakehole patch. 72 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,633 - Excuse me? - Nothing. 73 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,219 Maybe we should try giving the cupcake flavor another vote. 74 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,554 What if we did donuts? 75 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,888 - Hooray! - Donuts! 76 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,307 [Katie] I love dunkable snacks! 77 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,684 Okay ladies. I think we should stick to cupcakes. 78 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,019 Let's just pick one. 79 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,603 Red velvet or vanilla. 80 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,731 How about neither? Let's pick a new flavor. 81 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:12,692 - Why not donuts? - I'll never back down from the donuts. 82 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,569 - [Katie] I have no agency! - Girls! Stop! 83 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:17,196 I'm sorry. Let just, um... 84 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,825 {\an8}Okay, here's an idea from the "One of those days" section. 85 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,661 {\an8}Let's all hold hands and sing a jovial song. 86 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,414 {\an8}In D major. And a one, two, a three- 87 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:30,668 {\an8}[all singing off tune and out of sync] 88 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,295 {\an8}Wha- What's happening? 89 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,963 {\an8}We've never gone off pitch! 90 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:37,259 {\an8}Is there a full moon tonight? Is Mercury in retrograde? 91 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:42,013 {\an8}[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] It should take just a minute, Perry the Platypus. 92 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,182 Diminutive... I'd say it's nice to see you, 93 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:46,476 but I'm an evil scientist, not a liar. 94 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:47,894 Doofenshmirtz. 95 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,271 Yes, yes, enough of this awkward banter. 96 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,357 I'm cutting in line. 97 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,318 [girls arguing] 98 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,612 Isabella, why don't you let me take over the meeting? 99 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,198 It seems like it's too much for you. 100 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,241 It's not too much for me, Gretchen. 101 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,660 It's a cupcake vote, just pick a flavor. 102 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,704 You want to put us all in these little boxes, 103 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,040 like your stupid little vanilla cupcakes. 104 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,209 But we just want to do whatever we want! 105 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,044 You are not the boss of us. 106 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,170 [Holly] Not the boss! 107 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,048 - Whatever we want! - General anger! 108 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,508 Just vote for a flavor! 109 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,592 Who wants vanilla? 110 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,010 [sassy tone] Vanilla, huh? 111 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,389 Do you have a patch for being basic? 112 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:26,766 [all exclaim] 113 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,810 Well I do have the most patches. 114 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:31,522 So yes, I probably do have that basic patch! 115 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:35,483 Um, what I mean to say is, let's focus, girls. 116 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,152 The girls need someone to make a choice! 117 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,487 To lead them! 118 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,406 Gretchen, what's going on? 119 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:43,032 We're always on the same page! 120 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,243 I think it's time I have my own page. 121 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,787 A new page. 122 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,666 [girls disagreeing loudly] 123 00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:59,424 {\an8}[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Oh, hello, handsome. 124 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,926 {\an8}[kiosk] Do you have a viable backstory? 125 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,636 Oh, plenty! Plenty! 126 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,097 Back in Drusselstein, in the days o- 127 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,933 [kiosk] Please do not monologue into the interface. 128 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,852 Perhaps you shouldn't have asked! 129 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:13,062 [kiosk] Please select your nemesis. 130 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,606 Uh, he's more of a, a frenemy, 131 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,526 but our boundaries are fluid. 132 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,571 You're ready to begin your assessment. 133 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,198 Right this way, please. 134 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,243 See! Cupcakes can be donuts too! 135 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,579 We don't have to conform to society's norms anymore! 136 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,705 Non-conformity! 137 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,789 Cupcakes with holes! 138 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,583 I... taste... power! 139 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,354 {\an8}Only whoever holds the handbook should speak! 140 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,796 {\an8}Your taste is suspect, Isabella! 141 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,631 {\an8}Who even thinks triangles are cute? 142 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,550 {\an8}- He's more than a triangle! - [Holly grunts] 143 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:43,634 {\an8}That's not like me! 144 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,553 [Gretchen] The choice is easy! 145 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,346 Red velvet! Or donuts! 146 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,514 {\an8}Pick your side! 147 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,891 - Chocolate! - Cronuts! 148 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,142 Cheese plate! 149 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,894 Remember, girls! Cooperate! 150 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,020 Appreciate! 151 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,104 Ahh! 152 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,440 Flan! 153 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,902 1:00 PM: taste test the girls' cupcakes! 154 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,362 [girls screaming] 155 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,032 I love it! I love the taste! 156 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:08,911 You can't see us like this! 157 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,331 I guess girls do mature faster than boys. 158 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:16,250 Your next assignment is scheming. 159 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,920 Take over this model of the Tri-State Area. 160 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,172 Your time starts now. 161 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,840 Doof likey. 162 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,635 Well, first I would place a robot army right here. 163 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,220 Wait- wait- that's a one-way street, 164 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,764 so they would actually, I guess be over here. 165 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,516 Wait- this is no longer a vacuum store. 166 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:34,894 They actually sell T-I-R-E-S. 167 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,479 Tires. They sell tires there- 168 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,647 And who made this model? 169 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,940 This can't be a restaurant. 170 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,399 They're not zoned for food. 171 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,069 And time's up. 172 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,278 Eh, that tracks I suppose... 173 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,240 Okay, we're just gonna montage through the next few tests. 174 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,951 [? upbeat music playing] 175 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,128 [screams excitedly] 176 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:02,965 [groans] 177 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,470 [groans] 178 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,389 [remote beeps] 179 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,183 [groans] 180 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,936 ? Pick a side or bring the fire ? 181 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,104 Cooperate, you animals! 182 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:24,360 ? Pick a side or bring the fire ? 183 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,905 ? Bring the fire, and watch it... ? 184 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,449 ? Burn ? 185 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,288 ? Watch it all burn ? 186 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:38,583 ? Watch your back, I'm ready to rumble ? 187 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:42,003 ? Were gonna see which way the cupcake crumbles ? 188 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,713 ? We bake them from scratch ? 189 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,339 ? You've met your match ? 190 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,759 ? I'm gonna earn my anarchy patch ? 191 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,596 ? Watch it burn ? 192 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,349 ? Watch it all burn ? 193 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,434 [screams] 194 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,812 - ? You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ? - ? Velvet ? 195 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,732 ? I think there's something wrong with your head ? 196 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,775 ? I'm not sweet, I'm sour ? 197 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,444 ? I'm hungry for power ? 198 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:09,697 ? And this escalated in less than an hour ? 199 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,909 ? Watch it burn ? 200 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:16,370 ? Watch it all burn ? 201 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,916 ? Watch it burn ? 202 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:24,629 ? Watch it all burn ? 203 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,797 Are there any more tests? 204 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,758 No, you completed all the tests. 205 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,636 But our system is down, so you'll have to come back tomorrow. 206 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,970 What? Tomorrow? 207 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,139 Or you can do it all online. 208 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,767 Online? That was an option this whole time? 209 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,143 Well, ain't that a kick in the- 210 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,562 Ow! 211 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:44,273 {\an8}They really need to add a section for this in the handbook. 212 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,151 This is seriously out of control. 213 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,821 But I feel so safe with you, Isabella. 214 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,366 Like nothing bad will ever happen- 215 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,952 [screams] 216 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,579 Man, that was difficult. 217 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,832 It used to be so easy, just like filling out a piece of paper 218 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,084 and dropping it off. 219 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,503 All right, Perry the Platypus, you can do your thing now. 220 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:08,130 I've got the rest of the afternoon off. Apparently. 221 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,927 [kiosk] Congratulations, you have renewed your good business license! 222 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:15,179 You know, I'm just gonna take the high road 223 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,014 and use this as a backstory for some- 224 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,227 [kiosk] Please do not monologue into the interface. 225 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,187 I can't lie, girls. 226 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,523 I'm tempted to join you all in the chaos. 227 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:28,818 Maybe there's a patch at the end of this very dark tunnel, 228 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,487 but for the first time, I don't know... 229 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,324 Down with Isa-smella! 230 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,619 [screams] 231 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,454 Son of a patch! 232 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,040 That's it! 233 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,628 [Isabella and Gretchen scream] 234 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,463 Wait, wait, why is this turned on? 235 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,924 Shoo, shoo bird, shoo. Huh. 236 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,176 I hope my Uncooperate-Inator didn't cause 237 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,303 any problems in that little building over there! 238 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,723 [girls screaming] 239 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,892 [chorus singing] ? Ooooh, la la la ? 240 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:11,987 ? Ooooh, la la la ? 241 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,159 [machine turns off] 242 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,788 [fire crackling] 243 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,915 That was... weird. 244 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,252 - What happened? - I have no idea. 245 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:31,881 So, how about red velvet... with vanilla frosting? 246 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,633 [all girls] Yay! 247 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:38,388 See? Everything works out when you cooperate. 248 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:46,021 [screaming] 249 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,649 {\an8}-? You want vanilla, but I'm seeing red ? - ? Velvet ? 250 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,569 {\an8}? I think there's something wrong with your head ? 251 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,613 {\an8}? I'm not sweet, I'm sour ? 252 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,281 {\an8}? I'm hungry for power ? 253 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,534 {\an8}? And this escalated in less than an hour ? 254 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,746 {\an8}? Watch it burn ? 255 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,208 {\an8}? Watch it all burn ? 256 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,753 {\an8}? Watch it burn ? 257 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,883 {\an8}? Watch it all burn ? 258 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:19,483 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0